lahmps:

i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case

(via panicatthediddlydisco)

Lets play True or False. Leave me a message in my ask, and ill answer it with a true or false.

(Source: iwanttobeking, via gnarly)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo
tokomon:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

BONE TITTIES

tokomon:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

BONE TITTIES

(via panicatthediddlydisco)

msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.

(via gnarly)

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

(via babe-im-radioactive)

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

image

(Source: whiteemo, via babe-im-radioactive)

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

(via gnarly)

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems, via babe-im-radioactive)

teamfreekickass:

what if we all just hugged instead of fight? Then a deadly hug born plague would be spread and eventually all humans would be wiped out and everything would be good again.

(via teamfreekickass)