offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | patreon]

blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

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Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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jackviolet:

When guys say “I prefer girls who don’t wear makeup,” 97% of the time what they mean is “I want a girl with perfectly clear creamy skin, no under eye circles, rosy lips, dark eyelashes, defined eyebrows, and I want her to have all this ~naturally~ without any hint she works for it because that would be ~shallow~, so basically I expect to date someone who is like 0.04% of the population.”

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trickstertier:

trying to get a friends attention like
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فطور رمضان حول العالم

Breakfast Ramadan around the world

(Source: sara21h, via wild-nirvana)

troyleroakley:

AUGUEST IS TOMORROW

AUGUEST IS TOMORROW

AUGUEST IS TOMORROW

AUGUEST IS TOMORROW

  1. AUGUEST IS TOMORROW
  • AUGUEST IS TOMORROW

AUGUEST IS TOMORROW

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